THE ULTIMATE REVENGE…?
KRISTEN CAVALLARI AT THE DEBUT OF THE LAUREN CONRAD COLLECTION FALL LINE

Kristen Cavallari showed her “support” for frenemy Lauren Conrad at the debut of Lauren Conrad’s Fall collection at Smashbox Studios in Los Angeles last week. Wearing a Lauren Conrad blue-green tank top, Kristen Cavallari proves that she can ruin even the simplest look in the name of friendship.

Easy Fix:
Never tie a billowy shirt off to the side, especially if it is sheer. A
silhouette is much sexier than an exposed midriff…at any indoor event.
Kristen should have tucked the tank into her jeans or let it flow over a
pair of sleek cigarette pants.

A favorite of the Hills girls and Kim Kardashian, Black Halo makes dresses that flatter without being too revealing. In other words, Black Halo makes the clothing, such as this Steel V Neck Mini Dress, that young Hollywood wears in the wake of a sex tape scandal to look like “a lady”.

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If given the option to hold a purse all night or not hold a purse all night, every gal would choose the latter but since we’re obsessed with our cell phones and “independent” enough to buy our own drinks, Moe Bags CLICK Wristlet will keep your goods safe while you make the dance floor your bitch. Check out this Moe Bags Karen Linen CLICK Bag in Khaki with Gold Piping and bold lime green silk lining.

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T-shirts with valuable messages are few and far between these days but Busted Tees doesn’t care if you “were never his girlfriend” nor do they want to kiss you because you’re Irish. What they do want you to know is the truth…about bears, they’re dangerous, tell your friends. Busted Tees Bears are Dangerous T-shirt says “Bears are Dangerous,” “Do Not Feed Them,” and “Keep Away from Them”. Safety first!

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Trench coats are not just for flashers anymore! On a catwalk in Paris or on a city street, this white Zigzag Jacquard trench coat by Walter will keep you stylishly dry through the April showers. Side note, if you’re feeling risqué, keep the trench handy, flashing is an excellent seduction tool when used appropriately. Watch for styles like this to be worn by Madonna.

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With an elastic waistband and stretch all the way to your ankles, leggings are the perfect post-winter attire and thanks to Lindsay Lohan and these Heather Top Hat Ribbed Tights from Juicy Couture, leggings are making the move from day to night.

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With elections coming up in 2008, this I Bet You’ll Vote Next Time Hippie t-shirt by TShirtHell is very appropriate. This shirt is for all those who did not vote in the the last couple of elections due to their own self protest. I bet you will vote this time hippie. This year its all the more reason to get out and vote this this next election hippie! Hunter S. Thompson would wear something like this if he was still alive.

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This retro inspired watch by Dolce & Gabbana is an interesting throwback to the bygone era of 18 hour network television. The bold colors and square style make the Dolce & Gabbana DW0197 Retro Watch unique and fun. Perfect for any 80’s party or colorful attire. Very original. Watch for celebrities such as Jay-Z to wear a watch like this.

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Think trailer park near a lake and what do you get? Lake Trash. The 2008 Lake Trash Kids T-Shirt line is sure to take off when it hits the Topeka runways this fall. Kids can now show off that their parents take them to a filthy lake and beat them. Perfect for kids to wear on the day of class pictures. Other items in the Lake Trash line include mens fashions, womens fashions, and beer koozies. Get ‘er done at the lake. Watch for Gary Coleman to be wearing something like this while working as a security guard.

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This Prad Square Bangle Bracelet by Rachel Leigh will be the next fashion wave for 2008. With the cheek look of a machined metal drink coaster, the low price of $165, and the array of one-size-fits-all sizes, it will shine on any arm. When will the circle or triangle shaped arm coasters be unveiled? Anyone with kids taking metal shop this year? Watch for Melissa Rivers wearing this on the E! channels red carpet doing shoddy interviews this year.

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Just in time for this 2008 Presidential election is the Bros Before Hoes t-shirt by T-Shirt Hell featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. There is not better way to say it, bros before hoes for the title of the national Democratic Party nomination. This shirt is obviously for Barack Obama supporters - sorry Hillary Supporters. Make a bold fashion statement while leading up the 2008 Presidential election by wearing this Bros Before Hoes t-shirt featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Go Barack Obama! Watch for Reverend Jeremiah Wright to be wearing this shirt.

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Nothing shows how classy a person really is until you see them wearing these I’m With Miller Genuine Draft boxer shorts from WebUndies. Whether its an day at the NASCAR race track or a lifetime of watching sports on a couch, these Miller Genuine Draft boxers are sure to please. Watch for someone crazy like Gary Busey to be sporting these under his clothes.

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This Fleur De Lis Crown women’s t-shirt by Hank Vintage Threads not only looks confortable, it has a great design featuring a large crown on the front. Also check out the small crown on the back. With an $80 price tag, this shirt is not cheap. This shirt is perfect for a celeb like Angelina Jolie.

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