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Spring Style Watch: Simple Sailor Chic March 29, 2008

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Simple Sailor Chic Do – Jenny McCarthy
Simple Sailor Chic Do – Jenny McCarthy
Simple Sailor Chic Don’t – Gwen Stefani
Simple Sailor Chic Don’t – Gwen Stefani
 

Joni Halter Dress by Ella Moss

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Joni Halter Dress by Ella Moss

The fun, flirty, and sophisticated style of an Ella Moss dress is the perfect way to glam up a spring day. This Joni Halter Dress by Ella Moss simplifies the nautical trend with a two-tone empire waist floor length cotton gown. Celebrity style icons like Sarah Jessica Parker and Gwyneth Paltrow are fans of Ella Moss so this dress is a classic believe me, this Joni Halter Dress won’t have to revamp its image after a DUI. Added bonus; the tie on the Ella Moss Joni Halter can be tied in front as a tube top.

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Vermeil Anchor Necklace by Jennifer Zeuner

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Vermeil Anchor Necklace by Jennifer Zeuner

More than just a necklace, the Jennifer Zuener Anchor necklace is a statement…you are a woman who is not afraid to commit. Drop this anchor and you can bet he won’t lose focus. You can wear this Jennifer Zuener Anchor on a charm bracelet if you feel like switching it up.

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High Waist Palazzo Pants by Tracy Reese

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High Waist Palazzo Pants by Tracy Reese

The first day of spring is a damn good defense for wearing white pants especially these yachting inspired High Waist Palazzo Pants by Tracy Reese. Just remember, white pants can go from class to crass with a single pair of hot pink panties or worse, no panties at all.

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Belle Shoes 5364 by Sigerson Morrison

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Belle Shoes by Sigerson Morrison 5364

Any good sailor knows that balancing in heels is hard enough when we’re on land; take those stilettos to the sea and you are in for a serious test of your skills. Belle shoes by Sigerson Morrison has created the perfect antidote in the form of these super cute 5364 cut-out flats. We like the silver metallic and the yellow and the black…

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Chattanooga Bailey Tote Bag by Kate Spade

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Chattanooga Bailey Tote Bag by Kate Spade

This Kate Spade nautical tote bag could’ve been called “The Malibu” or “The Jitney” but whatever Chattanooga, Tennessee you can have this one. The Kate Spade Chattanooga Bailey is still our pick for the perfect spring bag for the girl who hates to drop anchor.

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Fashion Travesty of the Week - Kristen Cavallari March 17, 2008

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THE ULTIMATE REVENGE…?
KRISTEN CAVALLARI AT THE DEBUT OF THE LAUREN CONRAD COLLECTION FALL LINE

Kristen Cavallari

Kristen Cavallari showed her “support” for frenemy Lauren Conrad at the debut of Lauren Conrad’s Fall collection at Smashbox Studios in Los Angeles last week. Wearing a Lauren Conrad blue-green tank top, Kristen Cavallari proves that she can ruin even the simplest look in the name of friendship.

Easy Fix:
Never tie a billowy shirt off to the side, especially if it is sheer. A
silhouette is much sexier than an exposed midriff…at any indoor event.
Kristen should have tucked the tank into her jeans or let it flow over a
pair of sleek cigarette pants.

 

Steel V Neck Mini Dress by Black Halo March 14, 2008

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V Neck Mini Dress in Steel

A favorite of the Hills girls and Kim Kardashian, Black Halo makes dresses that flatter without being too revealing. In other words, Black Halo makes the clothing, such as this Steel V Neck Mini Dress, that young Hollywood wears in the wake of a sex tape scandal to look like “a lady”.

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Khaki Karen Linen CLICK Bag by Moe Bags March 13, 2008

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Moe Bags Gold Bag

If given the option to hold a purse all night or not hold a purse all night, every gal would choose the latter but since we’re obsessed with our cell phones and “independent” enough to buy our own drinks, Moe Bags CLICK Wristlet will keep your goods safe while you make the dance floor your bitch. Check out this Moe Bags Karen Linen CLICK Bag in Khaki with Gold Piping and bold lime green silk lining.

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Bears are Dangerous T-Shirt by Busted Tees

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Bears are Dangerous

T-shirts with valuable messages are few and far between these days but Busted Tees doesn’t care if you “were never his girlfriend” nor do they want to kiss you because you’re Irish. What they do want you to know is the truth…about bears, they’re dangerous, tell your friends. Busted Tees Bears are Dangerous T-shirt says “Bears are Dangerous,” “Do Not Feed Them,” and “Keep Away from Them”. Safety first!

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Zigzag Jacquard Coat by Walter

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Zigzag Jacquard Coat in White

Trench coats are not just for flashers anymore! On a catwalk in Paris or on a city street, this white Zigzag Jacquard trench coat by Walter will keep you stylishly dry through the April showers. Side note, if you’re feeling risqué, keep the trench handy, flashing is an excellent seduction tool when used appropriately. Watch for styles like this to be worn by Madonna.

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Heather Top Hat Ribbed Tights by Juicy Couture

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Juicy Couture Ribbed Tights

With an elastic waistband and stretch all the way to your ankles, leggings are the perfect post-winter attire and thanks to Lindsay Lohan and these Heather Top Hat Ribbed Tights from Juicy Couture, leggings are making the move from day to night.

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