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Steel V Neck Mini Dress by Black Halo July 29, 2010

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V Neck Mini Dress in Steel

A favorite of the Hills girls and Kim Kardashian, Black Halo makes dresses that flatter without being too revealing. In other words, Black Halo makes the clothing, such as this Steel V Neck Mini Dress, that young Hollywood wears in the wake of a sex tape scandal to look like “a lady”.

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DW0197 Retro Watch by Dolce & Gabbana July 28, 2010

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Dolce Gabbana DW0197 Retro Watch

This retro inspired watch by Dolce & Gabbana is an interesting throwback to the bygone era of 18 hour network television. The bold colors and square style make the Dolce & Gabbana DW0197 Retro Watch unique and fun. Perfect for any 80′s party or colorful attire. Very original. Watch for celebrities such as Jay-Z to wear a watch like this.

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Chattanooga Bailey Tote Bag by Kate Spade

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Chattanooga Bailey Tote Bag by Kate Spade

This Kate Spade nautical tote bag could’ve been called “The Malibu” or “The Jitney” but whatever Chattanooga, Tennessee you can have this one. The Kate Spade Chattanooga Bailey is still our pick for the perfect spring bag for the girl who hates to drop anchor.

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Vote Next Time Hippie T-Shirt by T-Shirt Hell July 27, 2010

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I bet you'll vote next time hippie t-shirt

With elections coming up in 2008, this I Bet You’ll Vote Next Time Hippie t-shirt by TShirtHell is very appropriate. This shirt is for all those who did not vote in the the last couple of elections due to their own self protest. I bet you will vote this time hippie. This year its all the more reason to get out and vote this this next election hippie! Hunter S. Thompson would wear something like this if he was still alive.

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Spring Style Watch: Simple Sailor Chic

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Simple Sailor Chic Do – Jenny McCarthy
Simple Sailor Chic Do – Jenny McCarthy
Simple Sailor Chic Don’t – Gwen Stefani
Simple Sailor Chic Don’t – Gwen Stefani
 

Vermeil Anchor Necklace by Jennifer Zeuner July 26, 2010

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Vermeil Anchor Necklace by Jennifer Zeuner

More than just a necklace, the Jennifer Zuener Anchor necklace is a statement…you are a woman who is not afraid to commit. Drop this anchor and you can bet he won’t lose focus. You can wear this Jennifer Zuener Anchor on a charm bracelet if you feel like switching it up.

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I’m with Miller Genuine Draft Boxer Shorts by WebUndies

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I'm With Miller Genuine Draft Boxers

Nothing shows how classy a person really is until you see them wearing these I’m With Miller Genuine Draft boxer shorts from WebUndies. Whether its an day at the NASCAR race track or a lifetime of watching sports on a couch, these Miller Genuine Draft boxers are sure to please. Watch for someone crazy like Gary Busey to be sporting these under his clothes.

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High Waist Palazzo Pants by Tracy Reese July 25, 2010

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High Waist Palazzo Pants by Tracy Reese

The first day of spring is a damn good defense for wearing white pants especially these yachting inspired High Waist Palazzo Pants by Tracy Reese. Just remember, white pants can go from class to crass with a single pair of hot pink panties or worse, no panties at all.

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Style Watch: Lots of Colors & Lots of Leg

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Short, Bright Colored Dresses Are All The Rage For Spring.

 

Zigzag Jacquard Coat by Walter July 24, 2010

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Zigzag Jacquard Coat in White

Trench coats are not just for flashers anymore! On a catwalk in Paris or on a city street, this white Zigzag Jacquard trench coat by Walter will keep you stylishly dry through the April showers. Side note, if you’re feeling risqué, keep the trench handy, flashing is an excellent seduction tool when used appropriately. Watch for styles like this to be worn by Madonna.

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Marilyn Indigo Dress by LaROK

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Marilyn Indigo Dress by LaROK

If you don’t already have a LaROK dress you must get one for spring. LaROK is more than a celebrity favorite, it is my favorite; I mean, look at this dress, The Marilyn Dress! The fading is perfect, seductive and stylish and you know whoever wears it will look amazing in it. The LaROK Marilyn Dress is not for the wallflower though this dress will get you noticed.

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Happy Hour Dress by Gina Michele July 23, 2010

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Happy Hour Dress by Gina Michele

Who says you can’t look good and save the environment at the same time? This Gina Michele Happy Hour Dress is totally biodegradable. Certainly named well, the Happy Hour Dress can easily go from evening casual to evening classic with its chic and well-tailored style. Don’t forget to mention how eco-friendly your Gina Michele Happy Hour dress is should you run into Leonardo DiCaprio…you know he’s all kinds of environmentally friendly.

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Prad Square Bangle Arm Coaster Bracelet by Rachel Leigh

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Drink Coaster Bracelet

This Prad Square Bangle Bracelet by Rachel Leigh will be the next fashion wave for 2008. With the cheek look of a machined metal drink coaster, the low price of $165, and the array of one-size-fits-all sizes, it will shine on any arm. When will the circle or triangle shaped arm coasters be unveiled? Anyone with kids taking metal shop this year? Watch for Melissa Rivers wearing this on the E! channels red carpet doing shoddy interviews this year.

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Bros Before Hoes Obama Clinton Shirt by T-Shirt Hell July 22, 2010

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Just in time for this 2008 Presidential election is the Bros Before Hoes t-shirt by T-Shirt Hell featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. There is not better way to say it, bros before hoes for the title of the national Democratic Party nomination. This shirt is obviously for Barack Obama supporters – sorry Hillary Supporters. Make a bold fashion statement while leading up the 2008 Presidential election by wearing this Bros Before Hoes t-shirt featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Go Barack Obama! Watch for Reverend Jeremiah Wright to be wearing this shirt.

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Jersey Green Dress by Walter July 21, 2010

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Jersey Green Dress by Walter

The Jersey Dress by Walter is trendy but better yet, it is flattering on all body types. If there is anything to be learned from the unfortunate rash of reality TV stars wandering the red carpets and gracing the covers of magazines it’s this, if you got it, flaunt it. The Jersey Dress uses pleading at the base of the low-cut v-neck front to give a more flattering drape over your body while your cleavage stays front and center but merely suggestive. The Jersey Dress by Walter keeps it classy even when you’re feeling rather seductive.

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Bears are Dangerous T-Shirt by Busted Tees

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Bears are Dangerous

T-shirts with valuable messages are few and far between these days but Busted Tees doesn’t care if you “were never his girlfriend” nor do they want to kiss you because you’re Irish. What they do want you to know is the truth…about bears, they’re dangerous, tell your friends. Busted Tees Bears are Dangerous T-shirt says “Bears are Dangerous,” “Do Not Feed Them,” and “Keep Away from Them”. Safety first!

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Joni Halter Dress by Ella Moss July 20, 2010

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Joni Halter Dress by Ella Moss

The fun, flirty, and sophisticated style of an Ella Moss dress is the perfect way to glam up a spring day. This Joni Halter Dress by Ella Moss simplifies the nautical trend with a two-tone empire waist floor length cotton gown. Celebrity style icons like Sarah Jessica Parker and Gwyneth Paltrow are fans of Ella Moss so this dress is a classic believe me, this Joni Halter Dress won’t have to revamp its image after a DUI. Added bonus; the tie on the Ella Moss Joni Halter can be tied in front as a tube top.

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Fashion Travesty of the Week – Kristen Cavallari July 19, 2010

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THE ULTIMATE REVENGE…?
KRISTEN CAVALLARI AT THE DEBUT OF THE LAUREN CONRAD COLLECTION FALL LINE

Kristen Cavallari

Kristen Cavallari showed her “support” for frenemy Lauren Conrad at the debut of Lauren Conrad’s Fall collection at Smashbox Studios in Los Angeles last week. Wearing a Lauren Conrad blue-green tank top, Kristen Cavallari proves that she can ruin even the simplest look in the name of friendship.

Easy Fix:
Never tie a billowy shirt off to the side, especially if it is sheer. A
silhouette is much sexier than an exposed midriff…at any indoor event.
Kristen should have tucked the tank into her jeans or let it flow over a
pair of sleek cigarette pants.

 

Kids T-Shirt by Lake Trash July 3, 2010

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Lake Trash Kids T-Shirt

Think trailer park near a lake and what do you get? Lake Trash. The 2008 Lake Trash Kids T-Shirt line is sure to take off when it hits the Topeka runways this fall. Kids can now show off that their parents take them to a filthy lake and beat them. Perfect for kids to wear on the day of class pictures. Other items in the Lake Trash line include mens fashions, womens fashions, and beer koozies. Get ‘er done at the lake. Watch for Gary Coleman to be wearing something like this while working as a security guard.

 

Fleur De Lis Crown Shirt by Hank Vintage Threads

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Short Sleeve Fleur De Lis Crown Tee

This Fleur De Lis Crown women’s t-shirt by Hank Vintage Threads not only looks confortable, it has a great design featuring a large crown on the front. Also check out the small crown on the back. With an $80 price tag, this shirt is not cheap. This shirt is perfect for a celeb like Angelina Jolie.

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Belle Shoes 5364 by Sigerson Morrison July 2, 2010

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Belle Shoes by Sigerson Morrison 5364

Any good sailor knows that balancing in heels is hard enough when we’re on land; take those stilettos to the sea and you are in for a serious test of your skills. Belle shoes by Sigerson Morrison has created the perfect antidote in the form of these super cute 5364 cut-out flats. We like the silver metallic and the yellow and the black…

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Khaki Karen Linen CLICK Bag by Moe Bags

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Moe Bags Gold Bag

If given the option to hold a purse all night or not hold a purse all night, every gal would choose the latter but since we’re obsessed with our cell phones and “independent” enough to buy our own drinks, Moe Bags CLICK Wristlet will keep your goods safe while you make the dance floor your bitch. Check out this Moe Bags Karen Linen CLICK Bag in Khaki with Gold Piping and bold lime green silk lining.

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Viva La Evolucion T-Shirt by Busted Tees July 1, 2010

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Viva La Evolucion T-Shirt

This Viva La Evolucion t-shirt is one of the more clever shirts from the College Humor guys at Busted Tees. This shirt should be handed out as standard issue to church youth groups throughout the midwest. Too bad it is only available in red. May be seen worn by actors such as Toby Maguire.

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Fashion Travesty of the Week – Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Jennifer Love Hewitt at The Kid’s Choice Awards.
Let Her Eat Cake.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

After photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking rather large in her bikini surfaced last year Jennifer Love Hewitt told the world, over and over again, that she was not fat and that she was just a victim of the unrealistic expectations society places on actresses to be thin. We all shed a tear for the girl and silently berated the society we created and this is how she thanks us, by dressing like she’s pregnant. Why do we even bother to care?

 

Menageri Lavender Dress by Pamela Thompson June 30, 2010

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Menageri Lavender Dress by Pamela Thompson

Sexy and easy to wear, dresses are ideal for the pre-summer slim down particularly this silk chiffon stunner by Pamela Thompson. The Menagerie Dress by Pamela Thompson (former designer for Heatherette and Betsey Johnson) gives a free flowing silhouette for a most feminine look and by adding the reversible silk tie belt, The Menagerie Dress by Pamela Thompson can be tightened to give you a more hourglass shape.

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Top Ten Lo Oddity Shoes by Adidas

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Adidas Top Ten Lo Oddity

These original Adidas shoes have a style all their own with the combination of orange, blue, pink, and black colors. It is not clear what the name Top Ten Lo Oddity quite means. Watch for people like Kanye West wearing these shoes.

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Plenty Strapless Dress by Tracy Reese June 29, 2010

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Plenty Strapless Dress by Tracy Reese

Cameron Diaz reignited the subtle and sexy floral sundress trend this past week in Hollywood. The Soft Strapless Dress in Lime Twist Seaside Floral from Plenty by Tracy Reese is a wearable and affordable option for those looking to play the sweet and innocent card this spring. Tracy Reese knows how to dress a gal and the bubble hem at the bottom of The Soft Strapless Dress will make your legs look as long and thin as you wish they were.

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Heather Top Hat Ribbed Tights by Juicy Couture June 28, 2010

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Juicy Couture Ribbed Tights

With an elastic waistband and stretch all the way to your ankles, leggings are the perfect post-winter attire and thanks to Lindsay Lohan and these Heather Top Hat Ribbed Tights from Juicy Couture, leggings are making the move from day to night.

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